Delirium Wildfire (joomusjitterbox) wrote,
Delirium Wildfire
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Humour

Taken from a newsletter that I get: http://prosperity-abounds.com


2. WEIGHT Loss Humor
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Here's a little humor and fun to start you on your fat burning
fix for '06. Enjoy!

"Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the 'Titanic' who
waved off the dessert cart." --Erma Bombeck

"No diet will remove all the fat from your body because the brain
is entirely fat. Without a brain, you might look good, but all
you could do is run for public office." --George Bernard Shaw

"Eat as much as you like--just don't swallow it." --Steve Burns

"A waist is a terrible thing to mind." -- Tom Wilson

"I'm a light eater. When it gets light, I start eating." --Tommy
John

"Your body is the baggage you must carry through life. The more
excess the baggage, the shorter the trip." --Arnold H. Glasgow
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